Saturday, December 13, 2008

Tips to all you Santas out there: take Tic-Tacs

As a Santa with a dozen appearances under my belt, I feel free during this holiday season to offer some musts for the man who would represent the jolly old fat man.

And these musts are not for you, but for the sake of the children. Remember, Christmas is for them. So put on your tough reindeer skin and read the following list on how to better yourself:

* Watch your breath: There is nothing worse for a child already a bit uneasy about approaching a crazily dressed man with a beard than a mouth that wreaks of old sweat socks. Today, I took at least 10 Tic-Tacs during my one-hour performance. Children deserve a Santa with breath that doesn't smell of reindeer runoff.

* Keep it down: The really loud "ho, ho, hos" are great for the entrance and exit, but tone it down during the performance for the little ones who already are skittish. They are going to want someone more quiet and gentle sounding. Every child deserves a chance to have fun.

* Don't force a picture: A lot of parents want a picture with Santa, no matter what and no matter how many tears dripping off the child's face. There's a better way. Get up and walk away. Let mom or dad sit down with the child on Santa's seat. Then once the child is content and smiling again, sneak up behind the family and put your hands on the top of the chair or throne for a great picture with smiles on everyone. The child need never know you were there.

These recommendations are the big three when it comes to mastering a successful Santa show. Then just be yourself if you are a merry person who loves children. If you're not, please, please, find something else to do during the holidays. The children deserve someone who cares and whose breath won't melt candy canes.

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